Salute to Women........................

The Woman................................. When God created woman he was working later on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: "Why spend so much time on that one?" And the Lord answered: "Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her? She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands." The angel was impressed. "Just two hands...impossible! And this is the standard model? Too much work for one day...wait until tomorrow and then complete her." "I will not", said the Lord. "I am so close to completing this creation, which will be the favorite of my heart. She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day." The angel came nearer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft", said the Lord, "But I have also made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome." "Can she think?" the angel asked. The Lord answered: "Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate." The angel touched the woman's cheek. "Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her." "She is not leaking...it's a tear" the Lord corrected the angel. "What's it for?" asked the angel. And the Lord said, "Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride." This made a big impression on the angel; "Lord, you are genius. You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous!" "Indeed she is! Woman has strengths that amaze man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when feeling like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid. She fights for what she believes in. Stands up against injustice. She doesn't take "no" for an answer, when she can see a better solution. She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid. Her love is unconditional. She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well. She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding. Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies. But she finds the strength to get on with life. She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart. There is only one thing wrong with her… "SHE FORGETS WHAT SHE IS WORTH

Hey Man laugh and make your wife too laugh

Meaning of Ekadasi:...................................... Every month of the Hindu calendar has two auspicious days of Ekadasi. It falls on the eleventh day of the fortnight of the lunar cycle. The first Ekadasi occurs when the moon is closest to the earth and the second Ekadasi occurs when the moon is farthest from the earth. The Ekadasi days are also indicators of the high and low tides of the sea. There are 24 Ekadasis in a year and each Ekadasi has a unique name. Ekadasi is observed as a day of fasting and devotion. Benefits of Ekadasi fasting: • It brings the blessings of Lord Vishnu. • It liberates one from the cycle of birth and death. • It gives one freedom from the sins of the past. • It fulfills the wishes of health, wealth and happiness. • It enhances the physiological functions of the body. • It helps in flushing out the toxins from the body. • It helps to strengthen one’s self-control. • It improves one’s emotional stability. Methods of Ekadasi Fasting: • Complete fasting involves total abstinence from food and water for 24 hours. • Partial fasting involves consumption of fruits and milk and the avoidance of rice and grains. • People with health problems can opt for partial fasting after consulting with their doctors. • Some people take only a single meal on the Dasami day, the day before Ekadasi. The 24 different Ekadasis Mythological Significance of Ekadasi: It is believed that Ekadasi is the name of the Goddess that arose from Lord Vishnu to defeat Demon Mura. Happy with her divine act, Lord Vishnu blessed her that anyone who observes Ekadasi fast will be freed of their sins and will attain Moksha. The 24 different Ekadasis: 1. Putrada Ekadasi: There is a popular belief that married couples without children will be blessed with children if they observe Putrada Ekadasi. 2. Shatilla Ekadasi: On this day, Til (sesame) is used in six ways. It is used in Ubtan, bathing, performing Havans, Tarpan, meal and donations. 3. Jaya Ekadasi: The greatness of this Ekadasi was narrated to Yudhishtira by Sri Krishna and is found in the Padma Purana and the Bhavisyothara Purana. 4. Vijaya Ekadasi: The major belief behind practicing this ritual is the observance of a vrat by Lord Ram before he headed towards crossing the ocean to reach Lanka and defeating Ravana. 5. Amalki Ekadasi: Dedicated to Amlaki or Gooseberry Tree, observance of this Ekadasi is believed to bring in great prosperity and benefits. 6. Papamochini Ekadasi: Observing a vrat on this day is highly significant as a sincere devotee can get rid of all his sins committed so far. 7. Kamda Ekadasi: A fast on this day will assist in getting rid of all sins and guilt that are a result of lust. 8. Varuthini Ekadasi: The vrat is a step towards a fortunate phase of life. 9. Mohini Ekadasi: Eliminates all sins and helps in leading a happy and prosperous life. Also, a person undergoing sadness is effectively able to overcome this sickness. 10. Apara Ekadasi: This vrat would help in eliminating their sins and henceforth, would finally assist them in attaining Moksha, or salvation. 11. Nirjala Ekadasi: It is the strictest fast among all the Ekadashis in the Hindu religion as one cannot even drink water while observing it. 12. Yogini Ekadasi: It is the most significant Ekadashi fast in order to get rid of various ailments and diseases. 13. Devshayani Ekadasi: It is believed that Lord Vishnu went into a deep sleep for the next four months beginning from this day. 14. Kamika Ekadasi: This vrat is considered highly significant and auspicious for performing good deeds and seeking blessings of the Lord. 15. Aja Ekadasi: This vrat eradicates all sinful and evil activities. 16. Parivartan Ekadasi: On this Ekadasi day Lord Vishnu who reclines on Aadishesha turns to another side and this turn is called as Parivarthan. 17. Indira Ekadasi: It is believed that observing this Ekadasi will help in removing the sins committed by oneself and one’s forefathers. 18. Pasankusa Ekadasi: One will be able to fulfill his dreams and observing it is equal to performing numerous yajnas and making several offerings. 19. Rama Ekadasi: Sins and evil deeds can be washed away by observing a vrat on this day. 20. Prabhodini Ekadasi: The Hindu devotees believe that Lord Vishnu woke up from his Yoga Nidra (cosmic sleep) on this day. 21. Utpanna Ekadasi: One can enjoy all kinds of comforts and gets the shelter of Lord Vishnu, after death. 22. Mokshada Ekadasi: helps in attaining Moksha, or liberation. 23. Saphala Ekadasi: Sins of many generations of a person are removed by observing the fast of Saphala Ekadasi. 24. Haribobhini (Devotthani) Ekadasi.

Never Cry for any one.........................

NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY................. TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU, NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE.......................... NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS IN OTHERS WHICH WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALONE, RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF ......................YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE...................... ALWAYS HAVE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE IN LIFE. THERE IS SOMETHING POSITIVE IN EVERY PERSON. EVEN A STOPPED WATCH IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY.................................... HAPPINESS ALWAYS LOOKS SMALL WHEN WE HOLD IT IN OUR HANDS. BUT WHEN WE LEARN TO SHARE IT, WE REALIZE HOW BIG AND PRECIOUS IT IS!................ ENJOY LIFE TO THE UTMOST BECAUSE..................................IT HAS AN EXPIRY DATE................................... HAVE A GREAT BHOGI & PONGAL CELEBRATIONS WITH YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILYSee More

How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless! It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

 A man only needs to be: ...................1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A sexologist 15. A gynecologist 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator 18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. Give her compliments regularly 46. Love shopping 47. Be honest 48. Be very rich 49. Not stress her out 50. Not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes..................................AND...............

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY.......................................

1. Leave him alone Opinion/Comments on above by JK Hi Dear.All, My opinion/comments are as follows and all genuine women will agree with their respective men with similar views.and co-operate with........................... 1. Its a Very Costly affair. 2. It is indeed very difficult for many men(be frank and genuine to your true conscious men). 3. Sl. No.48 &; 53 next to IMPOSSIBLE for many men and I am not AN EXCEPTION. 4.Sl No. 52 & 53 very much OK as that will leave men free and relaxed for that much of time. 5. At the end of Sl No. 54 add a 4th astrik mark and write "AT THE DEAR PRICE OF MEN....................& the last one is.....................INDEED TRUE which very rarely happens..........TO LEVE HIM ALONE TRULY YOURS...........................   JK

Most men like women. But,!!!!!!!!!

Most men like women. But,!!!!!!!!! A lighter Vein READ ONLY PLEASE without any offence.

Most men like women. But, most men like beer too ! So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer !

Following is a debate, developed by the University of Mumbai, India.... to help you analyze which is better ! Here is the debate .......

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not ! 1 point for beer !

Beer is horrible, when it is hot ! 1 point for women !

A cold beer, satisfies you !1 point for beer !

If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again ! Draw !

10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere ! 1 point for women !

The older, The beer is - the better, it is ! 1 point for beer !

Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God ! 1 point for women !

If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic ! 1 point for women !

For a beer, you pay taxes ! 1 point for women !

If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry ! 1 point for beer !

You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a beer !(hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!kamine) 1 point for beer !

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself ! 1 point for beer !

You know exactly how much a beer costs ! 1 point for beer !

A beer does not have a mother ! 1 point for beer !

You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after ! 1 point for beer !

So the Score is .......... Beer beats women - 9 to 6 ! If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ........ know that a beer would never get angry ! So ..........

Another point for beer ! Now the final score is .......... Beer beats women - 10 to 6

J.KANNAN, M.Com, FIATA

"WE DON'T THINK TO BREATHE

WE BREATHE TO THINK"

Never Cry..............................

NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY................. TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU, NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE.......................... NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS IN OTHERS WHICH WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALONE, RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF ......................YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE...................... ALWAYS HAVE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE IN LIFE. THERE IS SOMETHING POSITIVE IN EVERY PERSON. EVEN A STOPPED WATCH IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY.................................... HAPPINESS ALWAYS LOOKS SMALL WHEN WE HOLD IT IN OUR HANDS. BUT WHEN WE LEARN TO SHARE IT, WE REALIZE HOW BIG AND PRECIOUS IT IS!................ ENJOY LIFE TO THE UTMOST BECAUSE..................................IT HAS AN EXPIRY DATE..........................