Funny? S to read , relax and enjoy

1. Can you make candles out of your earwax?
2. Are marbles made of Marble?
3. Can you ever get cornered in a round room?
4. If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on holy book?
5. Why is a square meal served on a round plate?
6. Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother?
7. Can bald men get lice?
8. If money does not grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
9. When a boy is named after his father, he is called “Junior”, but what do
you call a girl, named after her mother?
10. Can you cry under water?
11. Why does round pizza come in a square box?
12. Can you blow a balloon up under water?
13. Why are numbers on a calculator and phone reversed?
14. What happens when you say “Hi” to your friend in airplane whose name
is “Jack”?
15. Can you fart and belch at the same time?
16. Do fish ever get thirsty?
17. Why can’t we sneeze with our eyes open?
18. Are you able to fart in heaven?
19. If ignorance is bliss, why are not more people happy?
20. Is “Bad” a bad word?
21. Do birds pee?
22. What’s the opposite of “Opposite”?
23. Why is it called a building, when it is already built?
24. Why is it called after dark, when it is really after light?
25. Why do mattresses have designs over them, when they are always covered with
sheets?

Have a nice and enjoyable reading and keep happy and laughing!!!!!!!!!

J.K