Laws of Life...............That are Real................

Law's of Life.............................That are real

Law's of life You will realize how true are these after reading fully.......

THE LAWS OF LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Law of Mechanical Repair ....................

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop........................

Any tool, when dropped, will roll or slide to the least accessible location.

Law of Probability ...........................

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone ........................

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi............................

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.

Variation Law ................................

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath............................

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters ..........................

The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result ............................

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics ..............................

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach and scratch it.

Law of the Theatre ..........................

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle will arrive last.

Law of Coffee ................................

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers ................................

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets ......................

The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location .........................

No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument .....................

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law........................

If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law ............................

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson 's Law ...................................

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.(this one is true every time!)

Doctors' Law ......................

If you don't feel well, make an appointment to see a doctor, and by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll remain sick.