SUPERB Definitions....................Read & Enjoy!!!!!!!
CIGARETTE..................:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE..............................
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
LECTURE..........................
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students without passing through the minds
of either
CONFERENCE.............................
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE................................
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS..............................
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY............................
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM.........................
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY.................................
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
CLASSIC.........................
A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE.............................
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE.................................
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
YAWN..............................
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
ETC...................................
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE.....................................
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
EXPERIENCE..................
The name men give to their Mistakes.
ATOM BOMB......................
An invention to bring an end to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER....................
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
DIPLOMAT...........................
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPPORTUNIST...........................
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
OPTIMIST.........................
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST..........................
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
MISER........................
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
FATHER...................
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL......................
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
BOSS...............................
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
POLITICIAN.............................
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR............................
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!!
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