Subject: Fwd: Male vs Female at the ATM of a bank
How true?!!!!.....You Got to Believe it
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE ....................
A new sign in the Bank lobby reads:
Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive -IN-ATM Counter
for customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2.Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off...................ONLY SEVEN EASY. STEPS
FEMALE PROCEDURE
( What is really funny is that most of this part is the truth! )
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cellphone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8.. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty handbag, locate card-holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25.. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake. and 27 hard/harsh steps................... with "Add On" Card of her Man.
Please do Remember...........................
"It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped"
SEND THIS TO MEN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO THE LADIES who can handle it.... they need a laugh, too!
A lady sent it to me to make me laugh and She was laughing, too. )
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